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go be hot somewhere else if you’re not gonna talk to me
is it petsmart or petsmart
thanks
“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us
well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws
what did you say, punk?
bIG
MEATY
CLAWS
WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES
BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON
no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF
OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US
today on the bus all the little middle schoolers were talking and one of them was like “can we stop arguing about the bass?” AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM AT THE EXACT SAME TIME SAID “JUST DROP IT” AND STARTED WUBBING IM LAUGHING FOR FIVE HUNDRED YEARs.
(Source: likeasolarfire)
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
the yahoo staff are being scary
they apologized
and so it begins
(Source: sierrasoldhervoice)
radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they’re pretty cool but they’re not that cool
fuck i love him so fucking much dnioudbnaoufnOUSN
he’s mineeee
NO HE IS NOT
I think he is..
well ur mind must be fucked up because YOU’RE THINKING WRONG
guys. He’s like 40 now
um excuse you hes still attractive and funny and such a good actor what is wrong with you
(Source: loganblake)
do you ever make a huge scene and then march off to your bedroom but eventually you get hungry and you feel like you can’t leave your room because you want to prove a point or something
(Source: heyounqblood)
i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
